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a crappy blog

Created on 2001-04-23 21:14:09 (#110748), last updated 2009-02-08

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The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My Father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium.with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year od French prostitute named Chl?e with webbed feet. My Father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius posess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I recieved my first scribe....
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